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dogepauus:

bulwarkstaff:

i like that guillermo has killed people but hes still shy

honest to god thought this was about del toro and wasn’t even going to bat an eye

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soothifying-sounds-asmr:

| Over the Garden Wall Ambience Loop

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purpleturtledinosaur:

🎃

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frogbestfriend:

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

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tricky-pockets:

iclimbtreestofeelalive:

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tragosgalatea:

3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:

The look on her face when she realizes

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

okay, idk where the clip was, but there was another bit where she was talking to this frat-boy looking dude:

bennett: so do you think we should put tampons and pads in the men’s restroom?
dude: sure, I mean, I don’t really care. if a dude needs a tampon, he can have one.
bennett: but would he need one? like, what would he use it for?
dude, thoroughly unimpressed: I don’t know, that’s his problem.

and I just love that guy’s energy. So much of the trans bathroom talk is invasive and way too personal, and then there’s this guy like “yeah, why the fuck would I need to know? why do you need to know, you weirdo?”

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ovur:

One thing you gotta know about me is that I do not answer the phone

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totallyfubar:

nightstargalaxy:

totallyfubar:

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

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angelaziegeler:

Well, welcome to the Unknown, boys. You’re more lost than you realize.

Over the Garden Wall (2014) 🍂🍁

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